I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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