so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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