I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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