Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
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