S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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