How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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