at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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