the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
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