Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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