I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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