Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Still dying that you shit outside
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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