The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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