Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
So. Much. Porn.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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