This girl is more easily done than said...
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
We smell like vodka and hangover
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