Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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