you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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