Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
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