I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
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