Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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