Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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