She is in my trunk
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
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