I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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