Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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