I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
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