rhymes with "ouble enetration"
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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