He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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