Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
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