North Korea, Best Korea!
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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