hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
birth control should be required to get into college
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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