But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
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