btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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