Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
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