even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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