remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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