Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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