pedialite and red bull = repair kit
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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