He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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