Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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