Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Randomize