Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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