So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I licked your asshole in confidence.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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