Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
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