just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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