I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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