it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
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