That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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