escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
What a dumb baby whore.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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