sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
We are two peas in an std pod
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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