Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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