i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Randomize
