I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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