If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
should my penis look like a turkey
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
where are my eyebrows?
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