Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
