White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
