it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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