You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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