If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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