You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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