so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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