i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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